Buying guides for things nobody explains properly.
Independent guides to sexual wellness products sold in the UK. We read the specs, the materials and the reviews, and tell you what will annoy you in three months.
Start here
Four categories, no filler.
Vibrators
Charging, noise and waterproofing decide whether it gets used twice or gets used for years. Power is the least useful thing to compare.
Couples
Shared controls and wearable shapes, plus the connection problems that never make it into the product listing.
Lubricants
Water, silicone or hybrid. Your toy's material makes this decision for you, and getting it wrong ruins the toy rather than the bottle.
Care & storage
Cleaning and drying, mostly. More toys are lost to damp storage and plasticiser migration than to motors wearing out.
Start with these
The four guides most people read first. Each one is written around a single decision.
Rechargeable silicone vibrators
A first rechargeable, and anyone in a shared flat
Air-pulse stimulators
People who have used vibration for years and want something that does not follow the same curve
App-controlled couples vibrators
Couples who are apart regularly, or want to hand over control
Wearable couples rings
The simplest two-person option, and anyone who does not want an app
Head-to-head comparisons
When two approaches cost about the same and you have to pick one.